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COOP CONDOMS!

These are the finest quality condoms (natural latex, so please be advised if you are allergic).
Each individual package is lovingly printed with one of four delightful Coop images.

We’re getting these as “assorted” so that’s how we’re selling them,
one dozen to an assortment, for a little under a buck a condom.
We’ll do our best to make the distribution even, but please don’t try to return them
if you get more of one design than another.

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COOP CONDOMS

$13.95 for 1 Dozen Assorted Condoms

 

COOP LUNCH BOXES!

Just like you remember them, metal (only without a Thermos) and totally designed by Coop.

This full-color baby features full front and back embossed color images, plus Coop sketches all around the sides. It's a must for all your small storage needs.

Dimensions: 8" x 7" x 3 3/4"

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COOP LUNCH BOX

$14.99 each

 

Coop Playing Cards

Designed to be included in the super-snazzy Coop Poker Set (due to arrive this summer), these playing cards are here now and they are simply amazing.

Every Single Card bears its own unique image, each lovingly rendered by The Man Coop Himself. Even the backs have the Coop logo! And don’t let anyone say you’re not playing with a full deck—the pack contains the full 52 cards plus two jokers—every one of them Guaranteed Rectangular. And all this for just five bucks.

Distract and amuse friends and foes alike—these bright graphic images should even improve your Three Card Monte.

Don’t be a chump—get these cards today!

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Coop Playing Cards

$5.00 each deck

 

CD CASES!

Only the highest quality vinyl will do to protect your precious music and/or movies! These cases each hold 24 disks and zip securely on three sides. Groovy images grace the fronts, and of course the world-famous Coop signature adorns the back.

 

CDIRON

Iron Cross Devil CD Case

$11.99 each

 

 

CDFLAG

Flag Girl CD Case

$11.99 each

 

Coop Wild Women Stationery Set

 

New Coop STATIONERY SET from Dark Horse is now available!

 

 

Same format as the previous one—four kinds of paper, envelopes and stickers, only all new!

 

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Coop
Wild Women
Stationery Set
$5.00

 

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COOP COASTERS

 

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Coop Coasters by Dark Horse

Four Images and Tin Case

$13.00

 

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Coop Devil’s Advocate Stationery Set

 

Coop STATIONERY SET from Dark Horse is now available!

 

 

The set has 8 sheets of paper (4 different colors!),

 

 

six envelopes

 

 

and a nifty sticker sheet.

 

 

The whole thing is then wrapped in a “belly band” and put in a cellophane package. Ooh-Fah!

 

 

“Yes, but How could I afford such luxury,” you ask? Geez Louise! The whole set is only 5 bucks!

 

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Coop
Devil’s Advocate
Stationery Set
$5.00

 

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3-D Smokin’ Devil Head
Keychain

SOLD OUT!

EXCP008 3-D Smokin’ Devil Head Keychain $6.00

 

This laser-cut 3-D Smokin Devil Head Keychain is exactly the same size as the mini-sticker (2 1/2 inches by 2 1/2 inches), only the face is raised and contoured in a lovely and dramatic relief. You’ll never lose your keys again with Old Nick looking after them!

 

COOP SHOT GLASSES!

EXCP005 Smokin’ Devil Shot Glass $6.50	EXCP006 Smokin’ Devil Girl Shot Glass $6.50

 

 

We’re reaching the end of our stock and this item will not be repeated! Coop’s trademark Smokin’ Devil and Smokin’ Devil Girl sport the COOP logo on their backsides (and shouldn’t you too?) and are crystal clear regulation-sized glass.

Friends, this is top-notch bar quality merchandise, lovingly emblazoned with two of Coop’s most popular images.

They can be yours for a mere $6.50 each.

Order now and with our lightning-fast shipping you’ll be drinkin’ before you know it!

HELL AIN'T A BAD PLACE TO BE
AC/DC Tribute Album with
Full-Color Coop Cover Art

 

 

FEATURED ARTISTS:
Chapstik, The Upper Crust, Electric Frankenstein, REO Speedballer, Ironboss, Zeke, the Dwarves, Chrome Cranks, Honky, Supersuckers, Lollipop, Voltage and Fuckemos.

Fresh from the belly of Reptilian Records comes this 13-song tribute record to the kings of rock 'n roll, AC/DC.

This compilation is available in CD (the kids love the CDs) or ye olde timey 12-inch VINYL, which is a limited edition and also includes a BONUS 45 rpm single by Supersuckers/Zeke.

This record is just what you need when you're jumping around in your floppy hat and short pants, so hurry and order today!

ALIEN LOVE DOLL

You thought you would never be able to reconcile your love for the X-Files and your sexual desires for petroleum products? Well, worry no more, because our crack team of experts has been working overtime to bring you THE ALIEN LOVE DOLL!

Probe it's "Area 51" all you like, No Government Agency Will Call!

Why are WE selling it, you ask - Because COOP did the box art! We are showing a scan of only the front, but Coop art adorns all six sides!

Hurry and order, before the Pentagon buys them all!

 

CPODD1 Alien Love Doll $25

 

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